Thursday, 14 January 2016

 A Christmas Staycation at the Millcroft Inn

Things You Have To Do
http://altonmill.ca/ Add a little culture to your life.
http://www.ospreyvalleygolf.com/ In better weather it’s close by.


Things You Need To Know
Located in the village of Alton on John Street.  Located close to Caledon and Orangeville.
Hotel is dog friendly – please call for more information on pet’s weight and restrictions. 519-941-8111
Book the Hub well in advance for an amazing view of the waterfall.  It’s spectacular in winter.
The Millcroft Inn caters to meetings, weddings and has an on-site spa.


This year I didn’t go away for the holidays but lunch at the Millcroft was just the thing to make staying at home worth it in 2016.  A nice drive in the country and a peaceful setting.  The most amazing chocolate dessert and the most incredible view of the falls while having lunch.  If I had the cash I’d come all the time.  Best thing about this place is that it is dog friendly so next time Mo can have a sleepover.
The Millcroft Inn in the Winter.

Snowmen greet you at the door.

Stunning!

The Hub a room with a view.

Lunch is served.

Who says you can't make friends with salad?


I ate the Squash Fritter on top before picture.

OMG! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE AND MORE CHOCOLATE!

Tottenham, Ontario It's a Little Bit Country

Things You Have to Do
http://www.cedarkitchen.com/location.html Don’t let this incredibly sucky website fool you—the food and staff are amazing.
http://www.southsimcoerailway.ca/ They have a special train for Christmas and other occasions.  They also do weddings and culinary events. The train has been featured in “Murdoch Mysteries.”
http://www.tottenhambluegrass.com/ This happens yearly and is a huge event that brings in people from all over Canada and USA.
http://www.tottenhamcommunityweek.ca/ Small towns still exist and this is also a yearly event.

Things You Need to Know
Tottenham is located on the Tottenham Road north of Highway 9.
It snows a lot in the winter.  I definitely need a friend with a snow blower.
The best place to see sunset and sunrise is on Tottenham Road in front of Rod Abrams Funeral Home. 
Best place to star gaze is north on Tottenham Road to any concession.  You can actually see stars in Tottenham but for special viewings head just out of town.
Everyone knows everybody so be careful what you do and say and who you say and do it to.
Cheaters and losers make out in the Tim Horton’s parking lot.
The local chapter of the Royal Canadian Legions has dinners every Friday except long weekends. 
A local Legion lady made a scarf tree in front of the Post Office in town for those who needed a scarf or wanted to donate scarfs

I left the city of Brampton five years ago to move to Tottenham (its housing is cheaper) because I wanted to live in a quiet town in a house with grass all around it. No one getting shot in my neighborhood is also an added bonus.  Well, grass is overrated and it isn’t that quiet.   Sometimes I think there is a whole new level of crazy going on here.  At least I can get a decent breakfast.  Thank all supreme beings for the Cedar Kitchen.



 Welcome to the Cedar Kitchen photo by Janice McKelvey



Absolutely delicious Spinach Florentine.  My breakfast.  My photo.  Janice McKelvey



Western Sandwich photo by Janice McKelvey




Rice Pudding photo by Janice McKelvey





My truck a “must have” in Tottenham.  Photo by Janice McKelvey




It's a dog person place.  Mo photo by Janice McKelvey

Thursday, 17 December 2015

Dukoral and the Ring of Fire!  Nicaragua


Places You Have to See
http://visitnicaragua.us/
Monty’s Surf Lodge http://www.montysbeachlodge.com/ Gracious host and home to some of the most beautiful sunsets in the world. 
Chinandega https://vianica.com/nicaragua/chinandega We volunteered here and it was a great experience.

eon  http://www.lonelyplanet.com/nicaragua/leon-and-northwestern-nicaragua/leon   This beautiful old city has street vendors and a beautiful cathedral and is also home to nearby volcanoes.  We had the most amazing fresh juice and ice cream in a cafĂ© near the cathedral.
Granada http://www.lonelyplanet.com/nicaragua/granada-and-the-masaya-region/granada  The architecture in this city has a European feel.

Hotel con Corazon http://www.hotelconcorazon.com/  Fabulous hotel that gives back.  I would definitely recommend staying here and exploring Granada.
Catedral de Granada http://www.nicatour.net/es/granada/granada_chiese.cfm Iconic and stunning, it is visible from most of the city.
Iglesia de La Merced http://www.lonelyplanet.com/nicaragua/granada-and-the-masaya-region/granada/sights/religious/iglesia-de-la-merced Please do not ring the bell!  Yes, some people did just that when we were there.  It is worth the steep staircase climb to the top just for the view.

Things You Need to Know
Volcano boarding http://www.volcanoboard.com/
Dukoral https://www.dukoralcanada.com/  Enough cannot be said about this must-have product.  DO NOT leave home without it.
Crystal light/purified water http://www.crystallight.com/classics  This is for those of us who cannot drink boatloads of water. 
Magic Jack App https://itunes.apple.com/ca/app/magicapp-calling-messaging/id463926997?mt=8  Free app for calling anywhere in the world, from cell phone to land line only.  Necessary in volcano territory.
Together Works Society http://www.togetherworkssociety.com/  Please check out this web site.  They offer ways to participate through donations, or if you’d like to visit Nicaragua, arrangements can be made for you stay.

Being a mature student in Tourism Management at Humber College, I also have the opportunity to take a Global Citizenship Certificate free of charge.  The Certificate consists of four courses, one of which is to be completed abroad.  The school offered a two week service trip to Nicaragua.  I liked the sound of it: “Nicaragua”… it just sounds so exotic.  We stayed at Monty’s Beach Lodge in Jiquilillo, Nicaragua, for the most part and spent the last night in Granada; we also did side trips to Leon and Chinandega.   I really didn’t know what a service trip was and I had never done one before.  I had never been to Central America so I was very excited to be able to go.  I liked the sound of teaching English to children, hot weather and volcano boarding.  The school was also helping to build a house.  I was not really excited about the house-building, but volcano boarding? OMG I was so excited!  I’d never seen a volcano before.  I bragged to my friends how cool I would be: I said, “I’m so fucking awesome and I’m going to go volcano boarding,”  let’s just say I sucked on so many different levels volcano boarding that it isn’t even funny.  OK, it’s a little funny…  It’s fucking hysterical!  The moment you realize it’s not like tubing here in Canada and you have to carry that heavy ass board up the volcano?  Hmmm.  Epiphany.  Volcanoes are not nice and smooth to walk on and if you have asthma, well, the air here is not your friend.  They are also really fucking big.  Repeat: BIG!  Thank God I had help getting that board up.  Are you seeing where I’m going with this?  Nicaragua has a very active volcano range. This was a big fucking volcano. Big, big, big.  What comes up must come down, as they say.  At first I was thinking, “Ok this is good...” then, “Are those ants down there?” followed by, “What if it blows up like Krakatoa?  Your ass might be blown back to Canada.”  But I survived to tell the tale and yes, I’d do it again.  Yes, there were three eruptions — not big, but still, eruptions while we were there.  It was the only time I have called home while on vacation.  Yes, it did make the news back in Canada… the volcano, not me.
  
Me at the volcano

Beautiful Leon
Ice Cream in Leon
                                                                 
Home of the most amazing sunsets
                                                 
Incredible
                                               


The dogs at Monty's

Granada

Thursday, 10 December 2015


The Great Ocean Road, Victoria Australia http://www.visitmelbourne.com/Regions/Great-Ocean-Road.aspx
One of the most breath taking views in the world is the 12 Apostles.  This is one of my favorite places in all the world.  Awe inspiring and beautiful.  Leave Melbourne and take one of the most scenic road trips in the world. Stop at the 12 Apostles Visitor Centre in Port Campbell National Park.  There are magnificent rock limestone formations.  They used to be called “Sow and Piglets” but 12 Apostles sounds and sells much better.  They never was 12.  There were more but due to erosion they will eventually disappear.  They are best viewed from above by a 15 minute helicopter ride.  http://www.12apostleshelicopters.com.au/.  Farther up the coast is London Bridge which like the children’s song fell down.  It actually fell down leaving a man and woman stranded there until rescued fueling gossip when they left before being interviewed by the press.  Rendez-vous gone wrong?
London Bridge Photo by Janice McKelvey



12 Apostles Photo by Janice McKelvey


12 Apostles Photo by Janice McKelvey


Waterfall on the Great Ocean Road near 12 Apostles



Tuesday, 21 April 2015


It Was Gouda for Me Amsterdam, The Netherlands http://www.iamsterdam.com/en/
Places You Have to See
The Red Light District legal sex shops and brothels.  No photos please.
The canals a must to go a canal cruises.
City Tour great way to see houses on canal and boat houses moored in canals
The Mint
Tulip Festival in the spring
Windmills outside city
Wind turbines off coast visible on flight into city
Things You Need to Know
Flemish/Dutch speaking but most speak some English
Very clean canals water is flushed several times per week
Very friendly and hospitable
Euro is the currency
Many hotel chains here
Dutch cheese is amazing.
The bicycles never before had I seen so many.  Just remember bicycles have way not pedestrians.
Just remember rules have changed and foreigners can no longer do drugs freely here.
Double salted licorice buy it here.
Blue and white pottery http://www.delftpottery.com/  is a great souvenir or gift.

On my escorted bus tour to Europe I met Tippy.  Tippy was travelling with her daughter and son-in-law from Arizona.  Everyone who meets Tippy loves her.  She’s wise, warm, caring, funny, and feisty and doesn’t act her age.  We had just arrived in Amsterdam and done a bit of a city tour.  We had time before our canal cruise and dinner to investigate the Red Light District.  Short time so we couldn’t get into too much trouble.  Prostitution is legal and regulated by the government.  Some drugs are legal although now not for tourists.  Tippy had already been taking pictures she shouldn’t at the border crossing in Calais so why should I be surprised.  You are not supposed to take pictures of the sex workers who sit in front in windows with the curtains open.  Tippy did.  She was yelled at and had them ducking for cover and curtains being closed but then she also had a 50ish lady pose for her.  Tippy was having a great time.  I was wondering why there weren’t men in the windows.  Fair is fair and since I’m going to hell anyways I thought I’d ask.  Then we went into some sex shops and if you have to ask you probably don’t want to know but it was far better than 50 shades of boring.  No need to inhale deeply walking by the bakeries.  Then the most fun we had was just outside the Red Light District in what our guide called the best candy shop in the city.  So we were the proverbial kids in a candy store.  The canal cruise was prefect.  Bicycles, hundred year old houses and house boats line the canals.  It is also customary in the Netherlands to leave your leaving room curtains open and have something like flowers or sculpture for people to look at.  The canals are pristine and several swans call it home.  Dinner was all you could expect from a Dutch host.  Cheese galore to start and ended with a Dutch pancake dessert.  Sweet memories.



OH LA LA Paris, France The city of love.
Places You Have to See
Eiffel Tower beautiful at night and impressive in the day. http://www.toureiffel.paris/  Please don’t buy the cheaper souvenirs from the illegal vendors.
Boat ride on the Seine
The Louvre http://www.louvre.fr/en   
Miniature Statue of Liberty
Notre Dame
Sacre Coeur
Things You Need to Know
Croissants are sent here from heaven.  It’s against the law to sell day old bread in France.  Vive la France!
Euro is currency.
French speaking although most people speak English or another language.
Drive on the right side.
People are friendly is you are willing to try to speak French.
Dress to impress no sweat pants here.  Some places actually have a dress code.
Not all French Champagnes created equally.
Hotels are expensive but it’s worth the extra money to be close to the attractions.
Dinner is late.  Not unusual to eat past 8pm.
Metro is great public transportation.
Lines are the norm at attractions.  Buy tickets in advance or book as a group to avoid.
You’ve seen in a million times on TV leaving England on a ferry White Cliffs of Dover rising from the sea but in reality fog, grey, what cliffs I didn’t see any cliffs for a stomach churning ferry crossing across the English Channel.
We were warned by our tour guide that customs would pull people off the bus because they have to rationalize so many people working there.  I yelled out, “If you see an ugly ass suitcase let me know.”  “Janice!”  Are you kidding me?  I get off the bus and meet the officer checking out my suitcase.  Tippy illegally takes photos of my search and posts them on line.  Tippy is a character.  Senior citizen fire cracker from Arizona.  It’s not just my suit case it’s a complete and I mean oh la la complete pat down by a female customs officer.  I return to the bus no worse for wear and I express annoyance and embarrassment to my touchy situation.  When asked if I would have preferred a male customs official.  I tell them at least I would have gotten dinner if I had.  Everyone laughs and it’s time to continue our European experience.







Lions and Tigers and Bears Oh My Africa-on-foot the Greater Kruger
Places You Have to See
Nelson Mandel boyhood home same street as Desmond Tutu’s
Robben Island
Tambo Airport
Voortrekker Monument
Outdoor Market barter but don’t be insulting.
Krugger National Park
Pretoria
Cape Town
Add on a trip to Victoria Falls
Diamond Mine
Safari or visit a local zoo.
Things You Need to Know
South African Rand is currency the exchange varies it is best to check.
There is an age requirement for most safaris.
Official languages Afrikaans, English, Zulu, Xhosa, Swati, Tsonga, Southern Sotho, Tswana, Venda, Northern Sotho, Ndebele
People are very friendly and helpful
Drinking water is safe. 
Well known hotels are expensive but a very good idea.
It is a long flight that requires a connection.
You need to carry a copy of your flight itinerary and have two facing blank pages in your passport.
Guided tours are best.
Not all tourist sights are wheel chair accessible.
It can be cold at night.
Try local cuisine.
Check about malaria medication.  Bring a mosquito net for sleeping.  Have vaccines up to date.
Yellow fever vaccination is only required by visitors from certain countries.
Check under and in and all around your bed before turning in at night.
Check safety concerns before you leave and adhere to rules at all times.  Crime is high in some areas. www.travel.gc.ca
The train from the Tambo International Airport is safe and easy to use.  Do not under any circumstances use other trains.
Hired drivers booked through your travel agent are a great idea.  Traffic accidents are frequent.
Do not let strangers touch your luggage.
Some areas are very poor.
At least one person on your flight will buy a very large wooden giraffe.
I arrived at Johannesburg late at night.  I had a driver picking me up very early in the morning from a prearranged location in the airport.  Because I was cheap I stayed up in a restaurant in the Tambo International Airport drinking coffee and reading a book.  I had emailed ahead to ask and was told many travelers do that.  They were very friendly and kept an eye on me.  They had all sorts of questions about snow as they had never seen it before.  They laughed as I attempted some Zulu.  Most South Africans speak two or more languages.  I met my driver and we headed out for our six hour journey.  We stopped at a service centre along the way and it’s just like home if you ignore the guard with the huge gun at the door and the rhinos and giraffes in a mini zoo behind the building.  We arrive at our destination safely.  Some truck we passed on the road have 20 people sitting in the back and people randomly run out onto the highway so it was good to arrive in one piece.  Welcome to Africa-on-foot.   I’m introduced to the owner and the guide Rein.  What do I want to see?  A hippopotamus.  Why do Canadians always want to see a hippo?  Obviously they did not see the Telus commercial.  I had changed my plans to come here last minute because I was supposed to go to Killamanjaro then South Africa to see friends.  I was worried about travelling alone through Kenya being white and female.  They had just updated the travel advisory to include improvised explosives and day light kidnappings.  I did not want to sleep with my back up against the doorway in my hotel waiting for daylight.  I was taken to my house it was so cool I had two bedrooms and bathroom better than the one at my house (minus the two harmless lizards) it was very comfortable and the ladies that worked there were very accommodating and friendly.  When I left they called me Mama which my friend told me was a sign of respect and I was very happy I made a good impression.  Right away we when out for a drive and saw all sorts of animals; rhinoceros, giraffe and elephants.  It was epic.  We came back and ate and then some time around the fire and bed.  My first night I was fast asleep and there was this huge windstorm.  My door flew open and I rushed out of bed to close it.  It was pitch black and I could see.  I called out for help but couldn’t hear myself over the wind.  I tried to call for help for what seemed forever.  Maybe not such a good idea.  There was no way I was walking around Africa in the dark the houses are too far apart and I’m not that stupid.  Snakes, spiders and all sorts of bitey things.  Lions and tigers and bears oh my.  Of course I’m trying to hold the door closed when I see something outside the kitchen building.  I found out later there is a honey badger that likes to try to break in and attempt to steal food.  Now I’m seriously shitting my pants.  So I had to think quickly.  In the dark I unplugged the fan (generator not on at night) and wrapped the cord through the door handle and placed a chair strategically in the corner all the while trying to keep the door shut.  The cord wrapped around me and the chair.  Guess what?  My first night in Africa was spent sleeping (sort of) with my back up against the door.  The next morning the sun was shining I was still alive my door was fixed and the adventure continued.
The Greater Kruger borders the Kruger National Park and is a collection of private unfenced reserves.  I was lucky enough to go here to Africa-on-foot and it was the experience of a lifetime.  http://www.africaonfoot.com/.  Fly into Johannesburg and you are driven northeast hours until you reach your destination.  You stay in chalets or be more adventurous and spend the night in the treehouse.  I did!  It was worth it even if I did share a double bed with two other quests.  Not quite brave enough to do it alone.  You have the opportunity to do a hiking safari or the traditional driving safari.  In the afternoon/evening drive you do a driving safari.  The food is the best I’ve ever had.